about you.

We’ve worked with enough people to know that we don’t want to work with arseholes. We’re everyday people for everyday people. Whilst we respect the need for professional relationships, we enjoy working with people that can have a bit of a laugh.

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If you don’t think marketing your business is important click here. Now, we’re not saying that you have to be marketing masterminds, because if you were, we’d be out of a job. We just ask that you see the value in it. Remember, if advertising didn’t work you’d never see an advert.

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A lot of people think that we’d find it annoying if you’re always chipping in with ideas or want to see exactly what we’re doing. Actually, it’s quite the opposite. Nobody knows your business better than you, so we encourage you to get involved.

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Whilst you’ll only ever pay us when we make you money, you’ll need a budget for us to advertise with. Every penny of this will go directly into your advertising. We’ll always ensure you’re comfortable with the budget. You can always start with a smaller budget and build it up once we’ve proven results.

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Unlike other agencies, we don’t just tell you things because we think you want to hear them. We’re very transparent and honest with our communication. As we operate using a commission-only model, it’s in our best interest to keep you fully informed and have no secrets.

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We know that everyone can be busy, including ourselves. But when we’re sending hot leads your way, we expect you to be all over them. What’s the point in us acquiring leads if you’re not going to turn them into paying customers?

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We’re fresh, young advertisers or ‘hip’ for you old folk. We pride ourselves on getting creative and thinking outside the box. If you’re not open to listening to them i.e. “we’ve always done it this way” then we’re not the agency for you. Businesses that stand still get walked past.

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Great results aren’t instant. If someone tells you they are, they’re lying. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour. We use the first few weeks to design and build your website, ads and dashboard. From then you’ll start seeing the leads flow in, and it will only get better with the more data we can collect..

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We don’t wear shirts and ties and we sometimes use naughty words. As advertising agency owners, we made a conscious decision not to be the super formal type. We really value the close relationships we have with our clients, ensuring both they and we are comfortable.

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If you’re content with the number of customers you currently have, we might not be fit for you. We’re looking to work with businesses that are eager to take on more customers and have a desire to – and can – grow.

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